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blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

(via sayonaradianara)

— 44 minutes ago with 46478 notes
me:whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:why
me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:that is a fantastic point
— 50 minutes ago with 569949 notes
#lol  #tampons  #taboo 

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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(via pollyluuu)

— 1 hour ago with 297382 notes
Bangs are too long, gotta pull them back (TT-TT) #DoILookOlder #TellMeILookOlder #ICanLegallyDrinkNow #CardMeBitch #ButSeriously #INeedAHaircut

Bangs are too long, gotta pull them back (TT-TT) #DoILookOlder #TellMeILookOlder #ICanLegallyDrinkNow #CardMeBitch #ButSeriously #INeedAHaircut

— 1 hour ago with 1 note
#butseriously  #cardmebitch  #icanlegallydrinknow  #ineedahaircut  #doilookolder  #tellmeilookolder 

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

— 13 hours ago with 3976 notes
emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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(via laneymoys)

— 22 hours ago with 107202 notes
#omg I just loled for real  #theft  #comics 

neenuhbee:

queenaisling:

a-weeping-fangirl:

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

Except for Ellen’s book right

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and tina fey’s
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(Source: cosettemartell, via laneymoys)

— 22 hours ago with 559832 notes

kikisdeliveryservices:

paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries

(Source: legnedofkorra, via kvthrine)

— 22 hours ago with 783 notes
"Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worst, returned. But one thing about human beings puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within."
Sigmund Freud  (via k0pal, runawaytrain)
— 22 hours ago with 719 notes