for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is
|me:||whats your opinion on tampons
|little brother:||they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
|me:||then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
|me:||for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
|little brother:||well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
|me:||that is a fantastic point
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
"Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worst, returned. But one thing about human beings puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within."